If the business has become this sleezy then you get the sleeziest salesman of all. With his cache up there, it will be a huge boost to the businesses who sign on to "sponsor" (buy) players. Not only does that cash from Big Earl of Big Earl's Appliance Warehouse go directly towards buying the players, he gets to hang out and be buddies with Urban. Maybe a night at a strip bar together in exchange for the 250K sponsorship package. Call it 253K after expenses that night. Granted the sponsorship is a farce with no actual return on investment but look at the 4 star DE you landed who was favoring say VT the whole recruiting process. Plus you have the number of your new BFF Urban on one of his burner phones.

Isn't college football awesome now!? This is what it was meant to be!