The number of things that can go wrong are stunning.

Here is my theory: when they were loading the ship somewhere in Asia, your suit was in the container on the top of the stack. As we all know, the sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man sending soup back at a deli. Their algorithm assumes your container was going into the Pacific halfway here. But, Lordy, lord, the container stayed aboard and didn’t end up at the bottom of the ocean.