me the same story pretty convincingly. He said the owner hung out with him much of the day and said nothing when the septic was plainly loaded with condoms. He commended the work for the day and tipped him for grading out his property so well. The only thing he said about the condoms was as his wife was pulling into the driveway, he said, "My wife and I are original owners and I've never worn a condom." That's when my customer decided to bug out.

It sounds like I was hoodwinked. I shoulda known. This guy had tattoos all over his neck and arms, which was odd for working in a Catholic hospital. He said the nuns loved the tattoos. Now I'm questioning that, too ...