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I might be the referee for a U12 soccer match later today. We have a ref -- Late 80s Hokie 06/22/2021 2:06PM Show up in a baseball ump uniform. That will throw them off. ** -- Burruss Writer 06/22/2021 5:30PM Crush them, see them driven before you, and hear their parents lamentations -- Burruss Writer 06/22/2021 5:25PM Not really an option as I AM an assistant coach for my son's team. So I -- Late 80s Hokie 06/22/2021 9:53PM Ask a parent to fill in. They are experts in the rules. ** -- GreenvilleVT 06/22/2021 5:11PM Wear tightest shorts possible to make everyone else know whos packing. -- ElbertoHokie 06/22/2021 5:07PM Let them play - no autopsy, no foul ** -- Happy Dog 06/22/2021 4:51PM You're blind!! That's not offsides!! You suck!! -- VJENYATK 06/22/2021 4:41PM If you don't make an 11 yr old cry, you haven't done your job well. ** -- hoosnowahokie 06/22/2021 4:40PM As a high school/NCAA soccer referee, call it tight at first -- AirborneHokie96 06/22/2021 4:23PM Are you a narcissist? If not, let the kids play. ** -- HokieHigh 06/22/2021 4:08PM Anytime a goal is scored, call offsides. ** -- HokieGator 06/22/2021 3:33PM He doesn't have to do that, the parents at the center always have the best -- AirborneHokie96 06/22/2021 4:24PM Will you have VAR? ** -- B777Fr8Dog 06/22/2021 3:00PM Yes, there is the possibility of parents and coaches telling me what they -- Late 80s Hokie 06/22/2021 3:04PM I'm pretty sure at some point a parent will announce that your parents..... -- Happy Dog 06/22/2021 4:52PM I used to coach a U-15 Travel team (and worked with the ODP team) in RIC -- B777Fr8Dog 06/22/2021 4:34PM Red card your wife. ** -- ElbertoHokie 06/22/2021 2:59PM Figure out who the best player is on the opposing team and red-card him in -- vt90 06/22/2021 2:53PM Tell them your name is Enrico Palazzo. ** -- ElbertoHokie 06/22/2021 2:46PM Unless you see a compound fracture, it's embellishment ** -- Beerman 06/22/2021 2:40PM Running too fast? Red card. Running too slow, also red card. -- hucareshokiesrul 06/22/2021 2:38PM Show a red card and call them for “cupping”. No idea what that is. ** -- BobG 06/22/2021 2:26PM Just make a lot of VAR signals. ** -- s.mill hokie 06/22/2021 2:25PM Make handballs legal and drink heavily throughout the game ** -- LonghornHokie 06/22/2021 2:23PM
06/22/2021 2:13PM This isn't the Scottish Football League ** -- AirborneHokie96 06/22/2021 4:24PM I plan on calling elbows and clear shoves, blood or not. Otherwise, some -- Late 80s Hokie 06/22/2021 2:16PM ^^^This^^^ -- vthokieq 06/22/2021 2:16PM Have someone park in the handicapped space with the motor running. -- Coach McGuirk 06/22/2021 2:10PM ^^^ This might be the best advice ^^^ ** -- Burruss Writer 06/22/2021 5:29PMTech Sideline is Presented By:
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