Special needs birds. They just need some love! ** -- DonHo-kieHi 03/12/2021 4:31PM
The perils of owning a black vehicle. Alternatively titled "Birdz are dum" -- Will Stewart
03/12/2021 12:39PM
Fold your mirrors in everytime you park-should help? ** -- bghokie 03/12/2021 1:47PM
Duh. Thanks for what should have been obvious to me. đź‘Ť ** -- Will Stewart
03/12/2021 2:33PM
And bird poop is awful for paint jobs. I carry towels & a bottle of Adams -- two91hokies 03/12/2021 1:29PM
Large owl hood ornament...problem solved +street cred. ** -- kjhokie 03/12/2021 1:27PM
That’s exactly what I was going to post. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 03/12/2021 1:43PM
Just do what they do at Piggly Wigglys when that’s a problem -- HOKIE 03/12/2021 1:21PM
BB gun ** -- astrohokie 03/12/2021 1:14PM
Net gun -- LonghornHokie 03/12/2021 3:37PM
Seriously thinking about it. -- Will Stewart
03/12/2021 1:16PM
Alternatively, get a fake owl. ** -- Guy LeDouche 03/12/2021 2:07PM
Truck nuts will solve that problem. Let 'em know who's boss. ** -- Stork 03/12/2021 1:08PM
It's called a garage, problem solved ** -- HokieForever 03/12/2021 12:52PM
Well, for the time being, our Jeep is in the garage. -- Will Stewart
03/12/2021 1:14PM
Reminds me of a truck license plate I once saw: ITS LONG ** -- MP4VT2004 03/12/2021 3:40PM
Wow. You have a really kewl house. ** -- PhotoHokieNC 03/12/2021 12:50PM
I buy and sell cars there. Mostly buy. Okay, only buy. Just once. A truck. ** -- Will Stewart
03/12/2021 2:36PM
20 gauge shotgun with bird shot. ** -- Major Kong 03/12/2021 12:45PM
A guy in the hood drapes a couple of large rubber snakes over the car -- JoesterVT 03/12/2021 12:44PM
Great, now Will can have even bigger birds attacking his truck. -- MP4VT2004 03/12/2021 3:39PM
Also excellent for practical jokes around home and office. -- Coach McGuirk 03/12/2021 1:06PM
Two related stories there -- Tafkam Hokie 03/12/2021 1:33PM
That's a good idea. And of course, Amazon sells them in 3 and 4 packs ** -- knuckle junction 03/12/2021 12:48PM