Three dudes are talking about their wedding nights.
The first says, "I got way too drunk. Out of habit I handed her $50 when we were done. She called me a 'whore monger' and ignored me the entire honeymoon."
The next guy says, "Same here. I got wasted and after we had sex I gave her $60. She slapped me and didn't talk to me for a week!"
The third guy says, "I've got you both beat."
One of the other guys asks, "Yeah, how?"
He replies, "I got totally smashed on my wedding night. After we had sex I handed my wife $100... She gave me $70 change."
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Posted: 02/11/2018 at 10:36PM