I'm out! or...the jerk store one. ** -- Go VT 02/15/2017 3:15PM
I would drape myself in velvet if it were socially acceptable. ** -- agray123 02/15/2017 2:38PM
+1 ** -- Brown Water 02/15/2017 3:24PM
There’s not enough voltage in this world to electroshock me back into cohe -- PWR2LZ 02/15/2017 2:00PM
I'm out there, Georgie ** -- Brown Water 02/15/2017 3:49PM
That's like picking your favorite child. ** -- Stork 02/15/2017 1:25PM
Let's hear it Sophie!! ** -- HokieDan95 02/15/2017 1:55PM
Right- so answer the question ** -- bigbadbird 02/15/2017 1:38PM
I need the secure packaging of Jockey's ** -- RaleighHokie15 02/15/2017 1:05PM
"Not that there's anything wrong with that" -- santafe 02/15/2017 12:44PM
And you want to be my latex salesman ** -- santafe 02/15/2017 1:07PM
George: I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think -- PhotoHokieNC 02/15/2017 12:23PM
I said no more face painting and as you can see, this clearly isn't my face ** -- Brown Water 02/15/2017 11:41AM
Is this the suicide talk or the nickname talk ** -- Brown Water 02/15/2017 12:24PM
Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun, you don't stare at it. ** -- Brown Water 02/15/2017 12:28PM
Boutros Boutros-Ghali ** -- Brown Water 02/15/2017 3:26PM
"Commence the airing of grievances" ** -- WestyHokie 02/15/2017 11:39AM
Shrinkage ** -- Gobble Gobble 02/15/2017 11:34AM
This woman hates me so much, I'm starting to like her. ** -- turkeywinghokie 02/15/2017 11:30AM
Hello? Yeah, the defroster's the one on the bottom, just slide it all ... -- vt90 02/15/2017 11:15AM
Are you spongeworthy? ** -- Cal Naughton Jr 02/15/2017 11:09AM
I mentioned the lobster bisque ** -- TheNuke 02/15/2017 10:52AM
Is having sex on your desk with the cleaning woman frowned upon here? ** -- tongahokie 02/15/2017 10:49AM
"I was in the pool!" ** -- Hokiears 02/15/2017 10:46AM
No Soup for you! ** -- Major Kong 02/15/2017 10:38AM
Who told you to put the balm on?! ** -- HokieJamie 02/15/2017 10:33AM
Well, I had sex with your wife. ** -- reestuart 02/15/2017 10:16AM
I still use the jerk store called. ** -- Hockey Dad 02/15/2017 10:17AM
You're over there talking to vegetable lasagna. ** -- Hockey Dad 02/15/2017 10:14AM
Don't you see? No boxers. No briefs. There's nothing between him and -- CPRVHokie 02/15/2017 10:08AM
My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. ** -- HokieNoVA 02/15/2017 09:59AM
Anything Jackie Chiles said ** -- One4VT 02/15/2017 09:56AM
"Steinbrenner's here, George is dead, call me back." ** -- Burke Hokie 02/15/2017 09:55AM
I am master of my domain ** -- Monk of McBride 02/15/2017 09:52AM
King of the castle. Lord of the manor. ** -- CPRVHokie 02/15/2017 10:28AM
"I'M OUT!" ** -- JKHokie-RunFor32 02/15/2017 10:33AM
^^^ This is the one I repeat most often, though not typically in the same -- Hokie CPA 02/15/2017 11:02AM
I use it on here quite a bit -- statmanfromHCyrs 02/15/2017 11:34AM
Newman Hawaii transfer -- bigbadbird 02/15/2017 09:49AM
The sea was angry that day, my friend. -- 48zip 02/15/2017 09:47AM
Serenity now! ** -- HokieNoVA 02/15/2017 09:45AM
These pretzels are making me thirsty ** -- capitals1 02/15/2017 09:42AM