Reposition the paper.Take driving position,reach over roll down the window.** -- MikeVT85 10/25/2016 11:21PM
Don't like the sound of that. ** -- MikeVT85 10/25/2016 11:19PM
No worries, just enjoy the splash bath ** -- Newt 10/25/2016 7:42PM
I'm flying thru Asia all this week & sitting to pee! Pre-heated Toto #ftw ** -- B777Fr8Dog 10/25/2016 7:08PM
Who wipes anymore ? -- chumley 10/25/2016 4:30PM
Lean to the side instead ** -- WuhBuh-DC_Hokie 10/25/2016 11:39AM
...or sit facing the back. ** -- 48zip 10/25/2016 12:21PM
And remember to follow through ** -- HokieDan95 10/25/2016 1:03PM
Take a piece of TP and cover the sensor ** -- WestEndHokie39 10/25/2016 11:33AM
Too wide a stance. ** -- RTFC 10/25/2016 11:16AM
Just like at the golf course. Free ball washer. ** -- 48zip 10/25/2016 10:59AM
Hands-free wipe - upgrade toilet ** -- WestyHokie 10/25/2016 10:46AM
How many poops do you plan to take today? Or, as I suspect, do -- CPRVHokie 10/25/2016 10:44AM
Sitting is for the soccer set -- JoesterVT 10/25/2016 11:13AM
It's the built-in courtesy flush ** -- hokeyhokie 10/25/2016 09:59AM
No Manual option? ** -- HokieDan95 10/25/2016 09:29AM
Hmm...there's a button to push to manual flush... -- JoesterVT 10/25/2016 09:40AM
Another excellent reason for working from home. ** -- Coach McGuirk 10/25/2016 09:17AM
Same reason my 5 year old wouldn't crap in public restrooms for 2 years -- Hokie Bird 10/25/2016 08:42AM
My son was scared of that. I think my girl is scared of all toilets. ** -- reestuart 10/25/2016 11:01AM
Tell him he would end up at UVa ** -- Hokie Koooster 10/25/2016 10:31AM
Did you explain to him... -- Beerman 10/25/2016 09:46AM
Quit crapping in the bidet. ** -- reestuart 10/25/2016 08:14AM