In high school a girl named Mary... -- vthhhi 04/12/2022 9:56PM
My American Express card stolen at the gym...that itself is not -- Tuckahokie 04/12/2022 9:24PM
Was the "power on"? ** -- TomTurkey 04/12/2022 8:18PM
Are you in the correct house? -- MEHOKIE 04/12/2022 8:04PM
My heart. -- Spudnut 04/12/2022 7:13PM
Summer dreams, ripped at the seams. But, oh, those summer nights! ** -- HokieGator 04/12/2022 7:56PM
Did you leave it running? It coulda run out. ** -- Riverguy 04/12/2022 7:02PM
Constant diet of crabgrass will give anybody the runs. ** -- tongahokie 04/12/2022 7:25PM
Could have ran off in search of greener pastures ** -- LonghornHokie 04/12/2022 7:06PM
You sure you didn't just misplace it? -- SteveInBaltimore 04/12/2022 6:59PM
Wait. How are you -- Spudnut 04/12/2022 6:53PM
Seriously? That's the kind of thing you don't miss until you need it... -- JoesterVT 04/12/2022 7:32PM
He probably has a shed behind his house, and just now went in for his mower ** -- EDGEMAN 04/12/2022 7:01PM
What self respecting man does not escape -- Spudnut 04/12/2022 7:06PM
With a beer cooler .................... ** -- FfxStationHokie 04/12/2022 7:26PM
This is exactly what happened -- GoobyPls 04/12/2022 7:06PM
And nothing else stolen? ** -- Stork 04/12/2022 7:09PM
Nope. Electric hedge trimmer and leaf blower were still there ** -- GoobyPls 04/12/2022 7:10PM
The rake? Tell me they didn't take the electric rake. -- TomTurkey 04/12/2022 8:22PM
I hate autocorrect, especially after submission ** -- TomTurkey 04/12/2022 8:24PM
TWSS ** -- Spudnut 04/13/2022 08:45AM