Got bored and decides to comb The Sabre after the fact for the in-game commentary.
I did it so you don't have to. Here is an assortment. Enjoy 🙃

Mike Young have a health reason preventing him from standing much?
Lucky milking stool **

This is the worst game Ive ever seen! **

If only someone would tell me tek's record in the last 13 games. **

This is a nightmare **

I want to punch storm Murphy in the face . **
I said that last night. Most punchable face in VT hoops history
I'd still give that to Jeff Allen. Or the headbanders of a few years ago**
Wonder if Buddy is still in NYC **

Why do I have a feeling Cousin Eddie is going to win this stupid tourney? **

Tek playing the best basketball in this tournament..hate to say it but **

Our problem is fans don’t have stupid hand signs to flash

Another night of insufferable posting **

I think we passed the suck-19 virus to the Heels

They aren’t beating Duke. It’ll be 8 vs 5.

VT 1st ever appearance in ACC title game, how cute lol **
Are the t-shirts made yet? **

I think we broke the heels **

Get’em out of a bass boat & they can ball. Credit to them **

Ruin Coach K’s final acct vs Hokies winning their first and definitely qualifying for the NCAAT?

Aluma looks a little like Florence from The Jeffersons **

I hate to admit it but there’s no way 17-14 Michigan team should be in over Tek

Tip of the hat to the Holies!!

Who on our team would start over Tech’s lineup

Nice hit by Catoor - head up, drive with the legs through the ball carrier. **

WWE clothesline **

TV Teddy with the intentional foul call **

ACC finals...dirty! **

Pains me to say this, but Tech could make noise in the NCAA’s

Dook might come out tighter than K’s back. Good luck VT **


[Post edited by Maroon Baboon at 03/12/2022 03:44AM]