I meant actual cops. I've had my fair share of run-ins with TSA dickbags.

Many of whom are not laid back at all and are unreasonably disgruntled and aggressive considering how little actual work they do.

One time I'd been waiting in a massive security line at the DEN airport for over an hour. As I was finally approaching the screening area I started to take off my shoes to save time but was off balance because of my backpack. I reached out to steady myself on one of the stanchions and a TSA agent started yelling at me. Apparently touching the stanchions was verboten. I used a very sarcastic tone to ask her if I should just fall over next time and take a dozen other passengers with me. She didn't like that at all and I was probably close to being pulled out of the line. Completely unnecessary situation.

In response to this post by HokieR

Posted: 02/16/2022 at 1:25PM

SIR - motorized luggage -- GreenvilleVT 02/16/2022 07:46AM

One more thing we need in overhead bins -- Vienna_Hokie 02/16/2022 10:42AM

You forgot ..."recently used by lard butt that overheated those motors..." ** -- RTFC 02/16/2022 3:54PM

Police officer was extremely patient with her. Kudos to that guy. ** -- vt90 02/16/2022 09:35AM

I imagine airport cops are more laid back than regular beat cops. ** -- HokieNoVA 02/16/2022 10:42AM

I don't know. I almost got arrested once. -- HokieR 02/16/2022 12:01PM

I meant actual cops. I've had my fair share of run-ins with TSA dickbags. -- HokieNoVA 02/16/2022 1:25PM

Like the time I got threatened with arrest at ATL for being snarky -- Vienna_Hokie 02/16/2022 12:29PM

This guy disagrees (see picture inside) -- DoYouLiftHokies 02/16/2022 11:02AM

Another Christmas movie .........ducks ** -- FfxStationHokie 02/16/2022 11:35AM

Probably less risk of getting shot at. ** -- GreenvilleVT 02/16/2022 10:43AM

Police have the most thankless job in the world. Hats off to them. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 02/16/2022 10:31AM

No, that award goes to the guy that processes the Cologuard samples ** -- JoesterVT 02/16/2022 10:34AM

Or maybe the guy that cleans out the back seat of police cruisers. ** -- MP4VT2004 02/16/2022 10:48AM

She took a dump in the police cruiser. Now THAT'S civil disobedience! ** -- RhinoVT 02/16/2022 09:27AM

Bet that was one crappy ride ** -- statmanfromHCyrs 02/16/2022 10:15AM

She made a mess of things. ** -- Guy LeDouche 02/16/2022 10:18AM

She claimed her name was Turd Ferguson ** -- statmanfromHCyrs 02/16/2022 10:21AM

Well the time was about two turdy. ** -- FrederickHokie 02/16/2022 12:32PM

What a fine citizen! The planet would be better if she walked in front of -- fordham 02/16/2022 08:50AM

The arrest warrant said she went to UVA ** -- bigbadbird 02/16/2022 09:19AM

That's a little much ** -- Brown Water 02/16/2022 08:58AM

No not at all. I did not say pushed in front of a bus and with her -- fordham 02/16/2022 10:47AM

What if she rolled in front of a bus? ** -- GreenvilleVT 02/16/2022 09:12AM

If that's the case, we need a lot more buses** -- Brown Water 02/16/2022 09:22AM

Needs a bigger seat ** -- bigbadbird 02/16/2022 08:35AM

It needs a cup holder. ** -- GreenvilleVT 02/16/2022 10:44AM

It talks to the motorized walkway in airports so it isn't lonely. ** -- MEHOKIE 02/16/2022 07:57AM

Does it go twice as fast on a motorized walkway? ** -- GreenvilleVT 02/16/2022 08:17AM

That would be Ludicrous Speed!!! ** -- Tuckahokie 02/16/2022 09:13AM

I meant actual cops. I've had my fair share of run-ins with TSA dickbags.

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