Gobblers, listed below are The Firm's list of Football Coach requirements

After much deliberation here is a partial list:
No Facial Hair
No Visible Tattoos
No wearing of synthetic fabrics
Degree from at least one prestigious University
Speech without using contractions
No use of any Tobacco products
At least one year spent abroad
A sophisticated palette
A knowledge of nautical terms
The ability to properly tie a Windsor Knot and a Bow Tie

Posted: 12/03/2021 at 09:51AM

Gobblers, listed below are The Firm's list of Football Coach requirements -- Cabell Massie IV 12/03/2021 09:51AM

I noticed you left out the Man Bun! Must be one of those "it goes without -- Hokeedokee 12/03/2021 8:08PM

Cabell my dear old friend, seems that you may be the perfect -- Bubba Massie Valentine V 12/03/2021 1:54PM

No stock portfolio requirements? ** -- Culpeper Hokie 12/03/2021 11:42AM

Can he pull a camper in down by the river like Bronco did? ** -- hokieone 12/03/2021 10:35AM

Chess player - specifically if other player is playing checkers? ** -- JACHokies 12/03/2021 10:33AM

Holding the wine glass with pinkie in the air has to be near the top ** -- VTJayLaw 12/03/2021 10:20AM

Wearing penny loafers has to be on the list. ** -- VT Hokie in NC 12/03/2021 10:05AM

Half Windsor knots look good too...the Firm is difficult to please! ** -- SouthFLHokie 12/03/2021 09:57AM

You forgot the ability to properly decant a bottle of Bordeaux ** -- RMHokie89 12/03/2021 09:54AM

Gobblers, listed below are The Firm's list of Football Coach requirements

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