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jdkhokie

Joined: 01/21/2013 Posts: 2202
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If it is a boost to your ego, I would hire you now till the end of the


season for 75K. I suspect the win-loss results you achieve will be similar to what Tech would achieve with the current regime. I have enough vacation time to do it but it would need around $160K because I have management experience and would farm out the offensive play calling to a good retired high school coach. I would also want some nice monogrammed shirts from the Blacksburg Country Club Gift Shop and a year's supply of Copenhagen Wintergreen pouches for dopamine delivery, a burner and a bottle of Jack Daniels to celebrate the victory over UVA.

(In response to this post by jonnyhawk)

Posted: 11/08/2021 at 1:01PM



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  #1 - Lower your offer to $1/year. -- NoHuddle 11/08/2021 6:47PM
  Hunting accident, no big deal. ** -- jonnyhawk 11/08/2021 5:42PM
  100% true. ** -- GobblerCE 11/08/2021 2:41PM
  I am on board for this if -- likehokies 11/08/2021 2:28PM
  #1 - I will be the head coach for free! -- Windows NT 11/08/2021 1:57PM
  No deal... -- Windows NT 11/08/2021 5:06PM
  Will you know if a player is injured or not? ** -- GetEmHokies 11/08/2021 1:03PM
  Ill hire someone just for that purpose. ** -- jonnyhawk 11/08/2021 2:32PM
  Can that be my job? I'll do it for 60k a year. ** -- GetEmHokies 11/08/2021 2:38PM
  It's a done deal, your in. ** -- jonnyhawk 11/08/2021 2:41PM
  Maybe B’Street could be head coach. ** -- Hokieville 11/08/2021 12:51PM
  .can you pass the psychological screening? ** -- squarerootofone 11/08/2021 12:16PM
  That’s a definite maybe ** -- ombandit 11/08/2021 12:38PM
  Hire Him...1 past a six pack. ** -- JRHokie 11/08/2021 12:28PM

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