Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy?

It changes everything. I'd have to dress different. I'd have to act different. I'd have to grow a mustache and get all kinds of robes and lotions and I'd need a new bedspread and new curtains I'd have to get thick carpeting and weirdo lighting. I'd have to get new friends. I'd have to get orgy friends.

... Naw, I'm not ready for it.

In response to this post by two91hokies

Posted: 11/03/2021 at 4:27PM

This is how I picture “The Lounge” -- two91hokies 11/03/2021 2:38PM

I've never pictured a bed in here. Ever. ** -- Riverguy 11/03/2021 6:29PM

Does it have a cage for the monkey? ** -- scoop76cs 11/03/2021 5:47PM

I'm just gonna go ahead and assume every wall in that house has trace -- HokieHigh 11/03/2021 5:22PM

Gonna assume that's the base of the wallpaint, maybe the structure itself ** -- Vienna_Hokie 11/03/2021 7:06PM

I see a stripper pole. The question is, does the home have a monkey cage? ** -- Guy LeDouche 11/03/2021 4:29PM

Whole house appears to be one big cage judging from exterior photos ** -- LonghornHokie 11/03/2021 5:09PM

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy? -- Jerry Seinfeld 11/03/2021 4:27PM

I'm going to need to grow a mustache and buy a silk robe ** -- HokieDan95 11/03/2021 4:20PM

That's uglier than my big toe with toe nail fungus. ** -- 7Hokie1 11/03/2021 4:07PM

Velvet Jones and all his hoes approved this! ** -- Alan11 11/03/2021 4:06PM

Cheap house, very nice quality. ** -- Chris Coleman

11/03/2021 3:49PM

Featured performer . . . -- HokieKip 11/03/2021 3:48PM

My version - -- PhotoHokieNC 11/03/2021 3:43PM

My version -- OFHokie 11/03/2021 4:29PM

Needs more mirrors. ** -- Tank 11/03/2021 3:38PM

Would the sellers be willing to submit to a blacklight test? ** -- LonghornHokie 11/03/2021 3:25PM

Especially that black leather/vinyl furniture. ** -- PhotoHokieNC 11/03/2021 6:07PM

You expect to see their version of a Jackson Pollock painting? ** -- EDGEMAN 11/03/2021 3:29PM

"Any event large or small" No kidding. ** -- jmanatVT 11/03/2021 3:13PM

Probably Moore like this -- Brown Water 11/03/2021 3:00PM

I was thinking more this. -- Stork 11/03/2021 3:33PM

And stripper pole - nice! -- FfxStationHokie 11/03/2021 2:58PM

Quite a set-up. Some sort of suburbia strip or swingers bar! ** -- 3011Cochrane 11/03/2021 3:23PM

I was thinking poker club. Dallas is very strip club friendly. ** -- two91hokies 11/03/2021 3:39PM

Mystic trail- nice ** -- bigbadbird 11/03/2021 2:49PM

…rumpus room ** -- chumley 11/03/2021 2:47PM

Don't you know what it means to become an orgy guy?

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