Everybody knows you never go full retard.

Check it out. Dustin Hoffman, 'Rain Man,' look retarded, act retarded, not retarded. Counted toothpicks, cheated cards. Autistic, sho'. Not retarded. You know Tom Hanks, 'Forrest Gump.' Slow, yes. Retarded, maybe. Braces on his legs. But he charmed the pants off Nixon and won a ping-pong competition. That ain't retarded. Peter Sellers, "Being There." Infantile, yes. Retarded, no. You went full retard, man. Never go full retard. You don't buy that? Ask Sean Penn, 2001, "I Am Sam." Remember? Went full retard, went home empty handed...

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Posted: 10/28/2021 at 11:53PM

PETA wants to rename baseball bullpens “arm barns.” -- RoswellGAHokie 10/28/2021 5:52PM

The Diamondbacks' pen will be called the "subpar arm barn". ** -- KCHokie2 10/28/2021 10:59PM

If a change is due, relief center ** -- TomTurkey 10/28/2021 9:39PM

I like it. ** -- reestuart 10/28/2021 8:15PM

I would take more issue with Chick-Fil-A parachuting cows into stadiums -- lchoro 10/28/2021 7:51PM

You’re missing the whole point of CFA’s ads. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 10/28/2021 9:41PM

That they use cattle prods to get those cows to make those signs? ** -- EDGEMAN 10/28/2021 11:43PM

Choosing chicken is in the cows' interest. Probably did it without prodding ** -- KCHokie2 10/28/2021 11:46PM

But why chicken? Why not more salads? How did we get cows selling out -- jmanatVT 10/29/2021 09:08AM

I won't be able to sleep tonight ** -- FfxStationHokie 10/28/2021 7:06PM

The People Eating Tasty Animals group? ** -- EDGEMAN 10/28/2021 7:04PM

Member ———> ** -- YardBird 10/28/2021 10:27PM

As an animal lover, I don't hate PETA, and think they have valid complaints -- Coach McGuirk 10/28/2021 6:12PM

Overton Window -- typed by ben 10/29/2021 06:17AM

Everybody knows you never go full retard. -- EDGEMAN 10/28/2021 11:53PM

I agree..those are the wack jobs who give them a bad name IMO ** -- HOKIERIT 10/28/2021 6:50PM

That article makes me crave steak. ** -- GreenvilleVT 10/28/2021 6:39PM

I always thank the animals I’m eating. Seriously. Better than saying grace. ** -- PhotoHokieNC 10/28/2021 6:16PM

Example: I thank you dear squirrel for being fat and tasting like chicken -- VaTechie 10/28/2021 9:22PM

Yeah, like that. ** -- PhotoHokieNC 10/29/2021 05:58AM

And "Thanks Bob, for being alone on the streets with no one to miss you" ** -- Nova Hokie 95 10/29/2021 10:02AM

As usual, they’re bellowing up the wrong tree. ** -- PhotoHokieNC 10/28/2021 5:54PM

I will not kowtow to their demands. ** -- Tank 10/28/2021 5:58PM

Someone needs to steer them in a different direction ** -- Happy Dog 10/28/2021 6:08PM

So surprising - they’ve always been fulla bull.🐃 ** -- PhotoHokieNC 10/28/2021 6:12PM

Indeed, i'd steak my rep. thats bs ** -- astrohokie 10/28/2021 6:26PM

…you guys butchered this thread ** -- chumley 10/28/2021 6:35PM

It’s all in the branding before coming to market. ** -- PhotoHokieNC 10/28/2021 6:44PM

I need to bovine my way outa’ here! ** -- tongahokie 10/28/2021 6:43PM

You might cause a stampede! ** -- 91HokieBob 10/28/2021 6:51PM

Why is everyone get all worked up into a leather? ** -- JoesterVT 10/29/2021 01:43AM

Move along, nothing to see here ** -- KeoweeHokie 10/29/2021 08:14AM

Everybody knows you never go full retard.

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