Tyrod - Rasputin or HighwayMan?
I posted this on the FB board, but after thinking about it, this is the better board for it. Tyrod will start for the Texans this weekend evidently, and I had this thought (not Rasputin, but maybe something better):
Tyrod starts again...and again...and again...and again...
*The 5th highwayman verse...*
"I was a Hokie, I tried to make the school I loved really shine!"
"My shirt was burned before it was time..and we had a bad offensive line..."
"Let's forget 2009
.. And 2010....2010...2010....2010..."
"My old ball coach, really liked me just fine..."
"I think I was 4 stars, or maybe 5?"
"He didn't care about the stars but the guys..."
"We won and lost, but I was not surpirsed, because it was apparent, the beginning of the slide..."
"But his OC really liked to play careful all the time.."
"I played with a guy I really liked..."
"We worked together, and won the con-fer-ence 2 times"
"Glennon was good, he was good, he was good, he was good.."
"I got drafted! But I played second fiddle from behind!"
"It was a good team, but couldn't score a dime..."
"They got rid of him, so I had my chance to shine!"
"But then they sucked again, and that's when I re-a-lized"...
"I will play until I retire...or when they, tell me I'm fired.."
"Again, and again, and again, and again...."
PS: Michael Vick Remix Version (after this)
"I was THE SPACEMAN .. and the school and I did climb!"
"We were on Sportscenter all the time..."
"We even got Gameday to come to our house in due time.."
"But a strike from God told me quickly it was time.."
"Give up ESPN...SPN...SPN...SPN..."
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Posted: 09/06/2021 at 8:35PM