If you have sex at Summer camp, you are likely going to die ** -- Happy Dog 07/05/2021 09:11AM
Bad guys with machine guns can't hit the side of a barn! ** -- vthhhi 07/05/2021 08:58AM
If you are being shot at, stand on a fire escape -- Tafkam Hokie 07/05/2021 07:42AM
In a bleak future, Donald Sutherland rules us or is body-snatched by aliens ** -- KCHokie2 07/04/2021 11:32PM
Even with a 0.00 GPA, you can be elected senator. Mr. Blutarsky on line 1. ** -- Atlee Hokie 07/04/2021 10:43PM
Computer screens are so bright they project their contents on your face ** -- Baltimore Hokie 07/04/2021 10:37PM
When buying black market plutonium, never trust Libyans. ** -- MP4VT2004 07/04/2021 10:11PM
There's no crying in baseball ** -- LonghornHokie 07/04/2021 9:34PM
We learned everything about social castes from Animal House -- MrBayAreaHokie 07/04/2021 9:28PM
You can't expect to wield supreme power just 'cause some watery tart... -- Major Kong 07/04/2021 9:21PM
Also that a $5 milkshake (in 1994 dollars) is pretty dang good! ** -- UpperQuadVet 07/04/2021 8:10PM
Don't let Michael Corleone take a bathroom break! ** -- UpperQuadVet 07/04/2021 8:05PM
If you find a leather briefcase in the desert, full of cash, surrounded by -- Spudnut 07/04/2021 7:19PM
Martha Washington was a hip, hip lady! ** -- vthokieq 07/04/2021 6:54PM
Do or do not. There is no try. ** -- Spud 07/04/2021 6:50PM
We left England ’cause it was bogus; so if we don’t get some cool rules -- lchoro 07/04/2021 6:39PM
Blade Runner taught me that in the future there will be flying cars -- DJ Golf 07/04/2021 6:22PM
Never get involved in a land war in Asia, but only slightly less known -- Hokie CPA 07/04/2021 5:56PM
Never go into a cemetery at night... ** -- UTPr0sim 07/04/2021 5:00PM
Endless capacity magazines exist..the Gov is just hiding them from us ** -- Vienna_Hokie 07/04/2021 4:39PM
'He vould have an enormous schwanzstucker.' ** -- tongahokie 07/04/2021 4:18PM
German's bombed Pearl Harbor -- TheNuke 07/04/2021 4:07PM
Always allow em to dance wif yo dates ** -- astrohokie 07/04/2021 3:48PM
Security camera photos *never* pixelate. Just zoom in, & zoom in more. ** -- Riverguy 07/04/2021 3:47PM
If there`s a killer on the loose, don`t split up from the other people. ** -- ronvpi 07/04/2021 3:31PM
Chasing blondes in white T-birds is fruitless ** -- TomTurkey 07/04/2021 3:27PM
"You sure have purdy lips" is not really a compliment. ** -- HokieNLot11 07/04/2021 3:10PM
Be kind to Nerds ** -- Tuckahokie 07/04/2021 3:09PM
Life is like a box of chocolates. ** -- vthokieq 07/04/2021 3:09PM
Don’t ride a star spangled Harley in rural Louisiana ** -- VT BronzeBacker 07/04/2021 2:47PM
Even if they are your idols, team Cinzano are not your friends... -- `lag 07/04/2021 2:27PM
Charlie don't surf. ** -- Hokie CPA 07/04/2021 2:17PM
And napalm smells like victory! ** -- 91HokieBob 07/04/2021 10:19PM
Secure the Perimeter ** -- OrlandoHokie 07/04/2021 2:15PM
Russians don't take a dump without a plan... ** -- RRHokie90 07/04/2021 2:08PM
When someone asks if you are a god, you say Yes...** -- RRHokie90 07/04/2021 2:03PM