Life hack: wet feet lower your BMI! ** -- `lag 06/14/2021 10:46AM
Question: My wife bought one of those fancy scales that measure your BMI -- HokieGator 06/14/2021 08:25AM
SHUN ** -- darnellm 06/14/2021 10:41AM
Your wife bought that one for a reason. I'd buy my own. ** -- Brown Water 06/14/2021 08:49AM
So you think his wife is trying to kill him too? ** -- Nova Hokie 95 06/14/2021 09:02AM
Wait, you think she's trying to kill some one else as well? Or are you just -- HokieGator 06/14/2021 09:11AM
How many men with pacemakers have easy access to your wife's scale? ** -- Nova Hokie 95 06/14/2021 09:58AM
Just how well do you know this woman? ** -- Brown Water 06/14/2021 09:15AM
I wouldn’t take a chance on that. If you are dead your -- GreenvilleVT 06/14/2021 08:37AM
If he steps on it, he'd be taking a chance, take a chance, take a chicky... -- Freddyburg Hokie 06/14/2021 11:29AM
I think that will also defeat the BMI feature, but should work for weight. ** -- EDGEMAN 06/14/2021 08:35AM
Yeah. I just need it for weight. Wife got rid of the old one so now I don't -- HokieGator 06/14/2021 08:41AM
Sounding more and more like a carefully orchestrated plan. ** -- Coach McGuirk 06/14/2021 10:04AM
Luckily for Gator, The Lounge has clued him in ** -- Brown Water 06/14/2021 10:56AM
Any connection to her taking out a million dollar insurance policy on me? ** -- HokieGator 06/14/2021 10:40AM
Don't think it will be an issue wearing shoes -- EDGEMAN 06/14/2021 09:33AM
^^^ Never been struck by lightning ^^^ ** -- Brown Water 06/14/2021 09:44AM
I bought one of those scales years ago, and it never gave me BMI -- EDGEMAN 06/14/2021 08:39AM
Maybe it was made in England and was just too polite to tell the truth ** -- Happy Dog 06/14/2021 09:37AM
Or a Canadian scale that just apologizes to you -- Tafkam Hokie 06/14/2021 09:45AM
For the record, I would not have such a device in my home -- Happy Dog 06/14/2021 09:40AM
My normal scales say... -- EDGEMAN 06/14/2021 09:39AM
Ouch! ** -- Happy Dog 06/14/2021 09:40AM