What’s up, Zipperhead? ** -- YardBird 05/20/2021 12:31PM
Shakes head..closes door ** -- Razor4VT 05/20/2021 12:08PM
Horny little punk, get off my lawn. -- VTreddog 05/20/2021 11:34AM
Hell the guy must be rich to have all that done to him. ** -- Major Kong 05/20/2021 11:19AM
If it’s real silver, he’s a target ** -- Full-Set and Moonshine 05/20/2021 12:38PM
No problem with him, It's my daughter who I have a problem with! ** -- vthhhi 05/20/2021 11:06AM
I'd figure daughter was trying to bring home someone she knows I'd hate -- Hokie CPA 05/20/2021 10:59AM
Shut the door and cry that you failed as a parent. ** -- indiahokie 05/20/2021 10:47AM
Say "It's not Halloween yet" but give him candy anyway. -- HokieJay 05/20/2021 10:46AM
"Are you a Yankees fan?" -- Hokie Fiji 05/20/2021 10:38AM
Every chick's crazy about a sharp-dressed man (video) -- lchoro 05/20/2021 10:27AM
With a baseball bat, but it looks like somebody already -- Late 80s Hokie 05/20/2021 10:03AM
Yippe Ki Yay, mf -- Brown Water 05/20/2021 10:00AM
It’s grossly curious -- Full-Set and Moonshine 05/20/2021 12:41PM
Why hassle the freak? I'd lament the fact I raised an idiot that -- HokieNoVA 05/20/2021 09:58AM
LOL. That too. ** -- reestuart 05/20/2021 10:33AM
Hey idiot ** -- fordham 05/20/2021 09:57AM
With a bus ticket home ** -- Spudnut 05/20/2021 09:48AM
I do appreciate his librarian glasses. Closet intellectual. ** -- Stork 05/20/2021 09:48AM
Good match with the horns. -- Chris Coleman
05/20/2021 11:20AM
With a crucifix. Maybe a stake with garlic ,salt and pepper too ** -- HOKIE 05/20/2021 09:48AM
Smart move is to use reverse psychology and be very accepting/welcoming -- HortHokie 05/20/2021 09:42AM
No ragrets. ** -- Chris Coleman
05/20/2021 09:40AM
Electromagnetic catapult. ** -- Kudelski 05/20/2021 09:38AM
"You are NOT dating a guy with a mole on his right cheek!" ** -- statmanfromHCyrs 05/20/2021 09:34AM
"Oh gawd, who IS your barber?" ** -- Guy LeDouche 05/20/2021 09:33AM
LOL... one time a kid comes to my door looking for riverdaughter... -- Riverguy 05/20/2021 10:49AM
Install a metal detector at your front door. ** -- EDGEMAN 05/20/2021 09:27AM
With a rare earth magnet ** -- MP4VT2004 05/20/2021 09:27AM
I was going to go with start throwing neodymium magnets at him -- Burruss Writer 05/20/2021 2:15PM
Oh, and then fire up my Van de Graaff generator -- MP4VT2004 05/20/2021 12:43PM
Polarity so he always gets pushed away ** -- `lag 05/20/2021 09:39AM
I'd spray him with disinfectant. ** -- reestuart 05/20/2021 09:24AM