Be sure to pour some lemon juice on it. ** -- Tafkam Hokie 04/22/2021 1:46PM
Dammit! I got a paper cut inside of an already existing paper cut. Brutal. ** -- DonHo-kieHi 04/22/2021 09:38AM
Hookers and blow. ** -- JKHokie-RunFor32 04/22/2021 12:12PM
Walk it off. ** -- MikeVT85 04/22/2021 10:46AM
Do you remember the SNL Masochist guys done by Christopher Guest and -- Late 80s Hokie 04/22/2021 10:44AM
I'm sorry this happened to you. ** -- TexasGobbler 04/22/2021 10:18AM
Stop using paper ** -- EDGEMAN 04/22/2021 09:44AM
Tree hugger. You’re just showing off cause it’s Earth Day ** -- DonHo-kieHi 04/22/2021 09:46AM
Heh, ED founder just died in prison (79) for killing -- YardBird 04/22/2021 12:05PM
There's a fairly recent invention you might be interested in obtaining... -- EDGEMAN 04/22/2021 09:47AM
Here’s the deal. I was putting together storage boxes to move my stuff out -- DonHo-kieHi 04/22/2021 10:02AM
Do it a few more times and film it. People will pay to watch. -- MP4VT2004 04/22/2021 10:07AM
Amputate because 1 more paper cut there will likely kill you ** -- BTHokie 04/22/2021 09:43AM
Only 998 more. I'd be careful if I were you! ** -- vt90 04/22/2021 09:43AM
You are doing it wrong ** -- bigbadbird 04/22/2021 09:39AM
Big ass bandaid on it now. Take that! ** -- DonHo-kieHi 04/22/2021 09:45AM
Wait, the paper cut is on your ass? What were you doing?? (TIC) ** -- MP4VT2004 04/22/2021 10:09AM
He uses very low grade toilet paper ** -- TexasGobbler 04/22/2021 10:57AM
Corn cob.... oh wait, that would be a cob cut ** -- DonHo-kieHi 04/22/2021 11:50AM