There is an old joke that my grandfather used to tell along these lines.

After the golfer got crapped on, he told his buddy "I'm going to go get some toilet paper." His buddy replied, "What for? By the time you get back, that bird will be long gone."

In response to this post by Hokebury

Posted: 03/25/2021 at 11:51AM

A guy in my foursome yesterday was teeing off..looked up at two duck flying -- Hokebury 03/25/2021 11:34AM

More like pissed on. ** -- Gobble Gobble 03/25/2021 5:28PM

I was bombed by a flock of turkeys while bike riding.... -- BusLoadaBozos 03/25/2021 4:12PM

I killed a bird in the air with a golf ball once....Crazy sight -- hokiegoatzz 03/25/2021 2:13PM

Reminds me of the "Please dont tell me you missed the 'Bleeping' putt" joke -- HokieJay 03/25/2021 2:48PM

I drilled a gator in Mytle Beach once and the leatherhead just stared at me ** -- Hokebury 03/25/2021 2:18PM

Just someone you got paired with? I don't know if I could have contained -- Late 80s Hokie 03/25/2021 1:35PM

No a friend which made it even more enjoyable. ** -- Hokebury 03/25/2021 2:10PM

Like this guy... -- statmanfromHCyrs 03/25/2021 12:46PM

He forgot to duck. ** -- Tank 03/25/2021 12:29PM

I was at the beach once when I told some small kids who were throwing... -- vthhhi 03/25/2021 12:01PM

That is a huge pet peeve for me... -- DoYouLiftHokies 03/25/2021 12:42PM

Happened to my Bro-in-law at the beach, but he was just running on the -- AZHokie59 03/25/2021 12:13PM

Grate story Mr. Poopyhead. -- YardBird 03/25/2021 12:05PM

There is an old joke that my grandfather used to tell along these lines. -- MP4VT2004 03/25/2021 11:51AM

There is an old joke that my grandfather used to tell along these lines.

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