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Leverage, engineering (for any business activity not involving actual -- hokie-c 03/17/2021 07:08AM Answer every question with, "That's a great question, let's circle back -- HokieGator 03/16/2021 5:22PM Proactive, change agent, best practice, paradigm breaking, 6 sigma, busines -- ColoVT82 03/16/2021 5:10PM Always answer a question with a question ** -- Brown Water 03/16/2021 4:36PM Or take the 5th ** -- Brown Water 03/16/2021 5:37PM Better yet, show up with a 5th and pour one for the interviewer. ** -- MP4VT2004 03/16/2021 6:21PM I usually keep a bottle of scotch in my desk drawer. Any problem with that ** -- Hokebury 03/16/2021 3:22PM You have a high DQ - disruptive quotient. Also answer with There is a lot -- VermontHokie 03/16/2021 3:18PM “Lean Into” Everyone in the C-suite uses that term all the time ** -- Conan the Hokie 03/16/2021 3:06PM I was hoping to speak to the Bob's before leaving, are they still here? ** -- coshokie 03/16/2021 2:58PM Reporting as ordered! :) Pivot is a term being used a lot where I work. -- 91HokieBob 03/16/2021 3:12PM Ask what time you get to leave ** -- typed by ben 03/16/2021 2:36PM And "When's our break?" ** -- PhotoHokieNC 03/16/2021 2:57PM ...do you have enough runway ? sounds like a heavy lift ** -- chumley 03/16/2021 2:21PM I'm thinking you need a wingman...Like John C. Reilly in Step Brothers ** -- LRC Hokie 03/16/2021 2:15PM How much time off do I get? ** -- HokiesChemicals 03/16/2021 2:06PM and the follow-up ... do you have nap pods and safe spaces? ** -- vt90 03/16/2021 2:30PM Failure is always an option. You just gotta make sure you learn from it. ** -- Freddyburg Hokie 03/16/2021 1:50PM Right! ** -- great2bahokie 03/16/2021 3:06PM Failure is always an option. You just gotta make sure you learn from it. ** -- Freddyburg Hokie 03/16/2021 1:50PM "Are pants mandatory in the office?" ** -- HokieNoVA 03/16/2021 1:41PM Words like Kaizen, KPI, countermeasure, free coffee, eye candy. ** -- vatechcowpatty 03/16/2021 1:38PM "How strict is your company's sexual harassment policy?" ** -- FfxStationHokie 03/16/2021 1:37PM "Hypothetically speaking, is sleeping with coworkers frowned upon?" ** -- MP4VT2004 03/16/2021 1:42PM Be sure to mention you want to "peel the onion" ** -- HokiesBill48 03/16/2021 1:34PM “Silos” and “employee engagement”. ** -- Femoyer Hokie 03/16/2021 1:32PM Yes...breaking down silos. Good one... ** -- great2bahokie 03/16/2021 1:35PM Answer to every question: "I'll have to circle back on that" ** -- TD-Tech 03/16/2021 1:30PM LOL!!! ** -- great2bahokie 03/16/2021 1:35PM Ask for the retainer. -- GreenvilleVT 03/16/2021 1:27PM Plastics ** -- HokieJay 03/16/2021 1:27PM New normal, take a step back, net net, digital.... ** -- Vtskier1 03/16/2021 1:25PM Forgot monetize too... ** -- Vtskier1 03/16/2021 1:26PM Say "Am I right?" alot ** -- Hokebury 03/16/2021 1:24PM LOL... ** -- great2bahokie 03/16/2021 1:36PM Don't Forget that you like to "Think outside the box" and that you are a -- HokieSignGuy 03/16/2021 1:22PM "I deal with the GD customers so the engineers don't have to. I have people -- Hurley09 03/16/2021 1:18PM Practice your salary negotiation with your wife... -- Gobble Gobble 03/16/2021 1:17PM Ask for a moment of prayer. ; ) ** -- IB4TECH 03/16/2021 1:16PM For all the other loser candidates? I like that... ** -- great2bahokie 03/16/2021 1:17PM Exactly! ** -- IB4TECH 03/16/2021 1:24PM Growth mindset, pivot, market signals, agile, fail fast, human-centered ** -- pienkows 03/16/2021 1:13PM
03/16/2021 1:10PM Make sure you ask about salary and -- Tombo 03/16/2021 1:02PM My neighbor, who works for a hospital, told me... -- MP4VT2004 03/16/2021 1:06PM Tell them you're more than willing to participate in Blow or Blow. ** -- ElbertoHokie 03/16/2021 1:00PM Q: What's your biggest weakness? A: I'm a perfectionist. -- Tank 03/16/2021 12:56PM I'm allergic to failure..... ** -- Hokebury 03/16/2021 3:20PM Or, "I care too much" ** -- HokieSignGuy 03/16/2021 1:20PM "Besides Kryptonite?"** -- Gobble Gobble 03/16/2021 1:14PM When asked to describe yourself, use alpha male, jackhammer and insatiable ** -- RoswellGAHokie 03/16/2021 12:45PM Insatiable. Good one. ** -- great2bahokie 03/16/2021 12:46PM Make sure you specify your preferred pronouns. -- MP4VT2004 03/16/2021 12:40PM Haha... Yes, definitely start the entire interview with... "Before we get -- HokieSignGuy 03/16/2021 1:27PM Exactly. It seems there's no such thing as "too woke" these days. ** -- MP4VT2004 03/16/2021 1:33PM Do you maintain sufficient bandwidth to take on the added responsibility? ** -- Tank 03/16/2021 12:40PM Tell boss you have friends on Pawley's Island. ** -- PhotoHokieNC 03/16/2021 12:38PM Show a little leg ** -- FfxStationHokie 03/16/2021 12:36PM And/or armpit, assuming it is clean-shaven. ** -- MP4VT2004 03/16/2021 12:41PM When the boss asks where you see yourself in 5 years I would say this -- vt90 03/16/2021 12:35PMTech Sideline is Presented By:
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