Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he wins fair and square ** -- RichwebHokie 02/04/2021 7:32PM
...death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience** -- chumley 02/04/2021 7:27PM
In the medical community, death is referred to as “Chuck Norris Disease.” ** -- AZHokie59 02/04/2021 6:09PM
Chuck Norris can short all the FAANG stocks and still make money. ** -- Hokie360 02/04/2021 5:53PM
Chuck Norris can calculate pi to the last digit. ** -- Merlin Hokie 02/04/2021 5:48PM
Norris cut pi in half with his bare hands -- Hokie1992 02/05/2021 05:58AM
COVID-19 is afraid of getting Chuck Norris. ** -- Spud 02/04/2021 5:17PM
Freddy Krueger has nightmares about Chuck Norris. ** -- AZHokie59 02/04/2021 5:15PM
When Chuck Norris gets angry, angry becomes docile ** -- MEHOKIE 02/04/2021 5:11PM