"Can you introduce me to the Burger King?"** -- MikeVT85 01/02/2021 1:37PM
what is this member of the Nutcrack(h)er species thinking at this, moment? -- bourbonstreet 01/01/2021 7:32PM
She’s saying, when I crack nuts I don’t spit them out.... ** -- Vtskier1 01/02/2021 09:11AM
Are you a divorce lawyer? ** -- MEHOKIE 01/02/2021 08:05AM
I told you my name is Mr. Peanut. I don't owe you any child support. ** -- VT Hokie in NC 01/01/2021 9:26PM
She wants me to show her some meats. ** -- scoop76cs 01/01/2021 9:02PM
I'm about to crack your nuts........in a good way. ** -- TexasGobbler 01/01/2021 8:48PM
I'm pretty sure it's this... -- Major Kong 01/01/2021 8:47PM
Feel free to grap my handle ** -- TheNuke 01/01/2021 8:39PM
You are the father of my baby. ** -- 1MetroHokie 01/01/2021 8:35PM
It's either him or Pinocchio. We'll find out who's lying. ** -- KCHokie2 01/01/2021 8:43PM
Well we shall see, but somebody cracked a nut, and I am thinking Nutcracker ** -- 1MetroHokie 01/01/2021 8:45PM
Pinocchio'll be dancing on Maury Povich, nose unelongated. ** -- KCHokie2 01/01/2021 8:47PM
One of my favorite GIFs ever -- MP4VT2004 01/01/2021 11:00PM
Wanna dance Sugar Plum?** -- KCHokie2 01/01/2021 8:34PM
Wood you really like to know? ** -- IB4TECH 01/01/2021 7:54PM
Show me some wood ** -- 133743Hokie 01/01/2021 7:53PM
He definitely has a Woody... ** -- UTPr0sim 01/01/2021 9:27PM
They met during Swan Lathe. ** -- KCHokie2 01/01/2021 10:05PM
Going to turn this into a pun thread huh? ** -- RTFC 01/02/2021 12:35PM