2 buddies were in town. No idea how we ended up at the Ritz Carlton bar. Place was packed with a lot of hotties. My buddies were both single & both are players.

My stomach wasn’t doing well & I just couldn’t wait. They have co-Ed bathrooms there. Basically 6 private bathrooms down a hall. They even have smoked glass doors - but you can’t see the toilet area.

So I finish up after wrecking the place (no leftover mess....I’m not a savage).

As I open the door to leave two hotties walk into the bathroom as I’m walking out. I could hear them “ohhhh my God”. I just kept my head down & went back to meet my buddies.

Of course I tell them the story and we all get a laugh out of it.

Well my stomach wasn’t done. Knowing it was going to be rough I headed to the lobby of the hotel and found the bathroom there. I was in there for awhile. $hite happens, right?

Well I finally feel better & head back to the bar.

Yep. The two hotties were sitting at the table with my buddies. I don’t embarrass easily, but I certainly did that night.