I was caddying for a guy who was not very good and was having a particularly bad day. On one hole, he hit a low, screaming line drive that squarely hit the tee marker in the tee box in front of us and ricocheted directly back at him. He actually had to hit the deck and lie flat on his belly to avoid getting hit. His playing partners cracked up, but I felt the need to keep a straight face.

Then on #18, he was hitting a 3 wood into the green and totally shanked it. He immediately overhand smashed the club into the ground while screaming "C***sucker!!!" Once again, I bit my tongue and kept a straight face, but it took every bit of restraint that I had.