Sir, look how he screwed up this tattoo. I have a right to sue. Would you -- DonHo-kieHi 09/25/2020 10:51AM
Do these make my butt look big? ** -- bigbadbird 09/25/2020 09:57AM
"No, ma'am, that is not acceptable payment for your speeding ticket" ** -- statmanfromHCyrs 09/25/2020 07:45AM
“OK, now I recognize you. Case dismissed.” ** -- VT Pops 09/25/2020 12:07AM
Drivin while blind ** -- astrohokie 09/24/2020 11:28PM
"Hey Brown Water, try to follow this!" ** -- ArdbegHokie 09/24/2020 11:27PM
The real story . . . -- MikeVT85 09/24/2020 11:19PM
Friends told me I'd get f#$% in court for that speeding ticket! ** -- vthhhi 09/24/2020 11:16PM
(short) Circuit Court. ** -- bourbonstreet 09/24/2020 10:32PM
You’re a judge? How does this look? ** -- HokieDiver 09/24/2020 10:31PM
And this is where he put his foot in! ** -- Ho_Ki 09/24/2020 9:33PM
If it doesn't fit, you must acquit. ** -- KCHokie2 09/24/2020 9:41PM
Stenorgrapher: "Geez girlfriend. I told you hIs favorite color is maroon!!" ** -- 1MetroHokie 09/24/2020 9:30PM
My eye witness account, Your Honor ** -- TomTurkey 09/24/2020 9:23PM
Brown eye witness account, Your Honor. ** -- Twelfth Man 09/24/2020 9:59PM
I'm suddenly reminded of a certain Van Morrison song ;-) ** -- ArdbegHokie 09/24/2020 11:29PM
Wild Night? ** -- KCHokie2 09/24/2020 11:46PM
Ummm, Brown Eyed Girl. ** -- ArdbegHokie 09/25/2020 12:02AM
Agent Zero? If that's correct, press one. ** -- Brown Water 09/25/2020 09:46AM
Yeah, it was tongue in cheek(s). ** -- KCHokie2 09/25/2020 12:13AM
It appears the court stenographer is committing this episode to record. ** -- KCHokie2 09/24/2020 9:26PM
A bizarre evidentiary presentation in Miley Cyrus Public Indecency trial. ** -- KCHokie2 09/24/2020 9:22PM
...Edith McCrotch** -- chumley 09/24/2020 9:21PM
Nobody told her that this was not the venue for the strip-o-gram. ** -- TexasGobbler 09/24/2020 9:18PM