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National Tell a Joke Day. Ok Hokies what's the best you've heard lately?


An Hokie, Hoo and Eer go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.
Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Hoo looks disgusted, pushes his pint away and demands another pint.
The Eef picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Hokie reaches in to the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
[Post edited by UTPr0sim at 08/16/2020 09:30AM]

Posted: 08/16/2020 at 09:02AM


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