Steve Jobs will force you to take it

Before his demise, he planted a device in everyone's body that when activated will temporarily force you to comply to orders. He had put it there in case iPhone sales dipped, but it will can be activated by him from beyond the grave in this instance as well.

Or maybe it was the microsoft guy, I can't remember. I'll ask Jobs again from my Ouji board.

In response to this post by ColoVT82

Posted: 05/28/2020 at 1:58PM

Coronavirus vaccine, realistic timeline, effectiveness -- HokieForever 05/28/2020 12:27PM

This is Corona #19. Anyone know how many successful Corona vaccines... -- EDGEMAN 05/28/2020 2:18PM

Bruh...Corona #19? Come on, man. ** -- Gobbler-100 05/28/2020 2:20PM

A little humor, but the point is still valid. There has never been... -- EDGEMAN 05/28/2020 2:33PM

Lol, I definitely fell for it. Nice. ** -- Gobbler-100 05/28/2020 2:40PM

If successfully developed, how many will agree to take it? ** -- ColoVT82 05/28/2020 1:46PM

If successfully developed, how many will agree to take it? ** -- ColoVT82 05/28/2020 1:45PM

Steve Jobs will force you to take it -- Hokie Chris 05/28/2020 1:58PM

How can you be skeptical about 12-18 months, but think 2021 is realistic? -- Hokie360 05/28/2020 1:42PM

Poorly written article or maybe my selection of quotes -- HokieForever 05/28/2020 2:07PM

Yeah, I checked out right there haha -- Gobbler-100 05/28/2020 1:53PM

The good news is companies in virtually every country -- HokieR 05/28/2020 1:17PM

And there is a higher level of collaboration and coordination than ever -- MAHokie69 05/28/2020 1:23PM

The fastest vaccine in history to date is 7 years. ** -- GreenvilleVT 05/28/2020 1:04PM

I'd bank on this one to break that record. But, yeah, 2021 at the earliest. -- BG Hokie 05/28/2020 1:37PM

Interesting ** -- HokieForever 05/28/2020 1:05PM

How much of optimism was market manipulation? ** -- TabbHokie 05/28/2020 12:50PM

I think a lot, but I also think there is a lot of "hope" these -- HokieForever 05/28/2020 12:57PM

I doubt there's ever been any lollygagging on this stuff -- `lag 05/28/2020 1:16PM

They're manufacturing the top candidates at risk. -- VTSnake 05/28/2020 1:37PM

Forgot to mention, they're also running trials in parallel -- VTSnake 05/28/2020 1:44PM

They will realize a fairly significant time savings -- No Clue 05/28/2020 1:27PM

Chuckles. Yathink? ** -- ColoVT82 05/28/2020 12:54PM

Don't say that on this board, there has never been an actual -- fordham 05/28/2020 12:48PM

Somebody: anything about a vaccine -- VTSnake 05/28/2020 1:00PM

We discussed this the other day, my statement is not false -- fordham 05/28/2020 1:07PM

Is any vaccine "100% effective"? The part of your argument that is off is -- AbsolutVT03 05/28/2020 2:13PM

The statement is not false, just highly misleading -- VTSnake 05/28/2020 1:30PM

I think you could actually both be right ... -- vt90 05/28/2020 1:13PM

Quite possible, though I'm still holding out some hope for mRNA -- VTSnake 05/28/2020 1:24PM

Gottlieb has talked about this. Thinks with multiple candidates out there, -- Hokie360 05/28/2020 1:40PM

Nods head ** -- ColoVT82 05/28/2020 12:57PM

Steve Jobs will force you to take it

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