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Freshman year ... woke up in my loft next to a woman that looked like

I had picked her up in a bowling alley after a night at the roller derby drinking beer right out of the pitcher. My first thought was the old coyote joke where you chew your arm off to avoid waking her up. But I decided to be an 18 year-old man about it. Did a little morning breath interview and determined she was also a student on campus and I offered to walk her back before I headed to Owens for breakfast. As we approached her dorm, another girl (this one quite hot) approached quickly and they hugged - turns out it was her roommate who was very worried about her since she hadn't come home that night. As I got a closer look at the roommate, I also realized she was the girl I had been trying to meet the entire semester. Death by friendly fire - thank God I was off campus the next semester.

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Posted: 05/14/2020 at 1:56PM

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