"Wait, Wait, Don't Tell me."

A parrot had been mercilessly mocking his owner, including swearing at him and making fun of his personal hygiene and choice of clothes.

Unable to take the verbal abuse any longer, the owner put the parrot in his freezer for 30 minutes to teach him a lesson.

Upon being released, the parrot was extremely apologetic and promised he would never again use such language.

After the owner accepted the parrot's apology, the bird had one question. "What did the chicken do?, he queried.