If Comcast made cars...

- The car would have 1,000 gauges, with only a few useful
- Some gauges would be in Spanish
- The gauges would be blurry and you'd have to pay more for readable gauges
- Some gauges would be duplicated
- If you wanted a car with an engine you'd have to pay more
- If you wanted a car that would go faster you'd have to pay more
- If you wanted to have other people in the car you'd have to pay more
- New customers could buy a new car for less than existing customers could buy a used car
- You have to use a Comcast key to unlock the car
- Once you got in the car you have to go to the dealer to get out of it
- The in-dash map display wouldn't show your local area
- You could get a better price if you bought Comcast tires and Comcast gasoline

Any more?