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Yikes. True story: Had a college rmate at VT who "Hershey squirted" a girl

I didn't witness it. But he told me that while she was in bed the next morning, and I didn't ask why this was OK, he was going to fart in her face. Unfortunately he had a little tummy trouble and the fart attempt ended up spitting poo particles, like Daffy Duck saying "despicable," on her face. I think they did go out again. I can't explain it.

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Posted: 08/02/2019 at 2:23PM

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