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chumley

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...the smokers...


He lit the cigarette and smoked it down to the filter in one breath. He silently thanked the cigarette company for being thoughtful enough about his health to include a filter to protect him. So he lit up another. This time he didn't exhale the squeaky-clean filtered smoke, but just let it nestle in his lungs, filing his body with that good menthol flavor. Some more smokers knocked on his door and they came in and all started smoking along with him.
"How wonderful it is that we're all smoking," he thought.
Everyone smoked and smoked and after they smoked they all talked about smoking and how nice it was that they were all smokers and then they smoked some more.
Smoke, smoke, smoke. They all sang "Smoke That Cigarette" and "Smoke Gets in Your Eyes." Then the smokers smoked one more cigarette and left him alone in his easy chair, about to relax and enjoy a nice quiet smoke. And then his lips fell off.

(In response to this post by Mighty Fine Catch)

Posted: 06/28/2019 at 5:57PM



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Smokers on the highway..... -- Mighty Fine Catch 06/28/2019 12:22PM
  Very much! And I smoke. ** -- thankbud 06/29/2019 12:31PM
  ...the smokers... -- chumley 06/28/2019 5:57PM
  Recommend charging a nickel/butt deposit. ** -- scoop76cs 06/28/2019 4:25PM
  YES -- Newt 06/28/2019 3:43PM
  Shun ** -- Brown Water 06/28/2019 3:00PM
  Too bad this was before the flick-shaming era on FB.** -- PhotoHokieNC 06/28/2019 2:18PM
  Oh, yeah. ** -- PhotoHokieNC 06/28/2019 2:14PM
  What about poopers in the parking lot? -- HWA 06/28/2019 1:09PM
  I'd kill em -- FfxStationHokie 06/28/2019 1:27PM
  ðŸŽ¶Smokin' in the boy"s room... ** -- TomTurkey 06/28/2019 1:02PM
  Smoke on the water. ** -- Spud 06/28/2019 4:33PM
  Sorry. I was busy texting someone. ** -- 48zip 06/28/2019 1:33PM
  Trying to cut into the left turn lane? Tsk, tsk ** -- TomTurkey 06/28/2019 1:11PM
  Take a hint. ** -- King Jaffe Joffer 06/28/2019 1:05PM
  Don't bring a cigarette to a gun fight. ^^^Sage. ** -- King Jaffe Joffer 06/28/2019 1:33PM
  This guy got $575 ticket. -- HWA 06/28/2019 1:01PM
  What about on the golf course? ** -- Brown Water 06/28/2019 12:57PM
  Nope ** -- CrystalCoveHokie 06/28/2019 1:23PM
  Cigars ok? ** -- Brown Water 06/28/2019 1:29PM
  But not on the damn greens. ** -- AZHokie59 06/28/2019 7:12PM
  Fine/tax them out of existence ** -- CrystalCoveHokie 06/28/2019 1:57PM
  No- never ** -- bigbadbird 06/28/2019 12:42PM
  They can no longer smell it -- EDGEMAN 06/28/2019 1:32PM
  This is true. I smoked for 14 years.... -- Freddyburg Hokie 06/28/2019 4:17PM
  Ahhh, as a smoker that is one of my pet peeves -- VaTechie 06/28/2019 12:25PM
  Good on ya'. Your post just described me. ** -- thankbud 06/29/2019 12:33PM
  You can buy ash trays -- VaTechie 06/29/2019 10:54AM

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