"Things you don't talk about" question of the day. This came up in a

discussion with someone else, but thought I'd check here with the associated anonymity.

When you have a bowel movement and you wipe....how do you know when you're clean?

Do you look at the paper after you wipe and say "yup, good to go" or "nope, more work needed"?

Or do you do it by feel because looking at the paper is yucky? "Yup, feels clean".

Posted: 08/14/2018 at 10:22AM

"Things you don't talk about" question of the day. This came up in a -- Late 80s Hokie 08/14/2018 10:22AM

Depends on smoothness if the wipe -- WestyHokie 08/14/2018 12:55PM

For the outdoors type there's this handy product I've relied on.... -- BusLoadaBozos 08/14/2018 11:59AM

Still look because, why not, but I imagine I'd be about the same with feel. ** -- BG Hokie 08/14/2018 11:58AM

The empty roll made a good pipe ** -- Brown Water 08/14/2018 11:27AM

Old school baby! ** -- 48zip 08/14/2018 8:47PM

Wait. Is that what toilet paper is for? ** -- 48zip 08/14/2018 11:16AM

And ornamentation on the heel of my shoe ** -- TomTurkey 08/14/2018 11:25AM

My father-in-law(RIP) had a wiping technique that he shared with me one day -- Newt 08/14/2018 11:16AM

Glad I started the thread just to see that gem. I guessed the fingernail -- Late 80s Hokie 08/14/2018 12:32PM

This post wipes away every post so far this year. ** -- Major Kong 08/14/2018 12:24PM

That is fantastic. Would have liked to have known him I believe! ** -- King Jaffe Joffer 08/14/2018 12:22PM

According to a co-worker stationed in eastern Africa; little finger -- TomTurkey 08/14/2018 12:07PM

POTY. AT least! ** -- 48zip 08/14/2018 11:21AM

If it's dark, just sniff the paper ** -- darnellm 08/14/2018 11:02AM

Wait, you don't use the rug? My dog showed me that trick. ** -- statmanfromHCyrs 08/14/2018 10:53AM

It's like I am wiping a magic marker. -- Guy LeDouche 08/14/2018 10:41AM

The TP commercials don't tell you about that ** -- TomTurkey 08/14/2018 10:45AM

Will, please flush this thread -- TomTurkey 08/14/2018 10:41AM

Reminds me of my freshman year roommate -- Nova Hokie 95 08/14/2018 10:53AM

I think this means we’ve discussed every conceivable topic on the Lounge. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 08/14/2018 10:41AM

Corollary: How does a blind person know when they're done wiping? -- Hokie CPA 08/14/2018 10:35AM

How does a blind person find the toilet in the first place? ** -- MP4VT2004 08/14/2018 2:11PM

I've always wondered about that** -- Hokie in CT 08/14/2018 11:51AM

The sniff test....the true origin of the term 'brown noser' ** -- statmanfromHCyrs 08/14/2018 10:44AM

Follow these rules... -- vthhhi 08/14/2018 10:35AM

Whoever wrote that much have a pretty dainty butt. ** -- Hokie in CT 08/14/2018 11:50AM

I'd like to see @King Jaffe Joffer answer this ** -- Brown Water 08/14/2018 10:33AM

What is this "toilet paper" of which you speak? -- King Jaffe Joffer 08/14/2018 12:17PM

First, put probably a wipe or two first depending on exit feel ** -- 83Hokie 08/14/2018 10:29AM

I think the general rule is likely to be ... -- Nova Hokie 95 08/14/2018 10:29AM

Have to look. It's a rule or something. ** -- TomTurkey 08/14/2018 10:43AM

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