1. Don't trust Whitey, 2. Lord loves a workin' man, 3. See a doctor -- Hokie CPA 07/31/2018 2:54PM
Love is like a Christmas tree. It has to have roots and wings. Okay, -- 1MetroHokie 07/31/2018 11:25AM
All bleeding stops eventually. ** -- VJENYATK 07/31/2018 10:54AM
Beware of any executive who claims to have never failed or has never failed -- One4VT 07/31/2018 09:11AM
If you want to be unloved and forgotten, be reasonable ** -- `lag 07/31/2018 09:03AM
No matter how bad it gets at work... they can't eat you. -- hokiehunter07 07/31/2018 08:15AM
Everyone is dealt a different hand. Your job is to play yours the best you -- HIXBURGHOKIE 07/31/2018 08:08AM
Similarly, never be ashamed of what you are. We must -- Merlin Hokie 07/31/2018 10:25AM
"Don't squat with your spurs on" ** -- TD-Tech 07/31/2018 06:57AM
Things are often not as bad as you anticipate them to be. ** -- MikeVT85 07/31/2018 03:16AM
People who always eat at the all you can eat buffets need to go on a diet. ** -- 1MetroHokie 07/30/2018 10:50PM
The stinky stuff flows down hill -- Nzane4vtNnc 07/30/2018 9:16PM
Half of success is showing up (optional: on time) ** -- WestyHokie 07/30/2018 8:51PM
"The same people you misuse on your way up, you might meet up on way down" -- VaAkita 07/30/2018 8:27PM
The Golden rule never fails... ** -- UTPr0sim 07/30/2018 8:16PM
Hokies are superior to wahoos ** -- 83Hokie 07/30/2018 7:09PM
Selfish people live longer ** -- Full-Set and Moonshine 07/30/2018 6:54PM
#1 No matter where you go, there you are. -- Newt 07/30/2018 6:43PM
Deleted** -- hokiehunter07 07/31/2018 08:13AM
Ace Hunter, is that you? ** -- WestyHokie 07/30/2018 8:48PM
#1 has been around for a long time in one form or another... -- Newt 07/31/2018 10:39AM
Be who you are meant to be, not who other people think you should be. ** -- HokieHeartNSoul 07/30/2018 6:21PM
When you need advice, come to the Lounge. ** -- MP4VT2004 07/30/2018 6:09PM
When in doubt, play side one of LZ 4. -- EDGEMAN 07/30/2018 5:29PM
Dont pee on the electric fence ** -- okiehokie1 07/30/2018 5:26PM
Travel..then travel more...everywhere has something you can learn from... ** -- tcc_dc 07/30/2018 5:23PM
Life's too short to eat the bad stuff on a buffet ** -- Nova Hokie 95 07/30/2018 5:15PM
You'll regret the things you didn't try, not the ones you did. ** -- ElbertoHokie 07/30/2018 4:57PM
Be kinder than is necessary. Everyone is fighting some kind of battle. ** -- King Jaffe Joffer 07/30/2018 4:53PM
My Dad said "everyone you meet knows something you don't. Learn from them" ** -- HokieinTampa 07/30/2018 6:00PM
Mine also, amen! ** -- HokieHi71 07/30/2018 6:06PM
Never ever say Never -- COACHVT 07/30/2018 4:45PM
seek His answer's... (for really big life decisions)... -- bourbonstreet 07/30/2018 4:37PM
What's this picture? ** -- Thankful Hokie 07/31/2018 07:58AM
What's this picture? ** -- Thankful Hokie 07/31/2018 07:58AM
Never go over a wooden fence in slick muddy shoes ** -- HokieDan95 07/30/2018 4:17PM
...Just remember you’re a living organism on this planet..you’re very safe ** -- chumley 07/30/2018 4:05PM
Think Fast, talk slow. ** -- Folly Beach Hokie 07/30/2018 4:04PM
If you run into an a$$hole in the morning, you ran into an a$$hole . . . -- HokieKip 07/30/2018 3:50PM
Oh, come now...Booze, ho's and blow! ** -- vthhhi 07/30/2018 3:27PM
It's easy to grin...when your ship comes in... -- great2bahokie 07/30/2018 3:22PM
Spaulding! Get your foot off the boat! ** -- Hokie Fiji 07/30/2018 3:26PM
Beer before Liquor ** -- bigbadbird 07/30/2018 3:19PM
Never pass up the chance to take a pee. ** -- squarerootofone 07/30/2018 3:19PM
Don't sweat the small stuff. ** -- Major Kong 07/30/2018 3:17PM
Mom told me- it is just as easy to fall in love with a rich girl.... -- turkeywinghokie 07/30/2018 3:12PM
There are [generally] no bad decisions -- TomTurkey 07/30/2018 3:10PM
Free will is an illusion - that, and the internet is a cesspool ** -- Baltimore Hokie 07/30/2018 3:09PM
Go that way really fast. If something gets in your way, turn. ** -- RhinoVT 07/30/2018 3:04PM
Two most important words in the universe: "yes dear" ** -- Monk of McBride 07/30/2018 2:58PM
Never eat anything bigger than your head.** -- Guy LeDouche 07/30/2018 2:47PM
Look both ways. ** -- Guy LeDouche 07/30/2018 2:47PM
Shouldn't let others get your kicks for you ** -- `lag 07/30/2018 2:46PM
Especially champagne ** -- TomTurkey 07/30/2018 3:11PM
Another important one is ‘Never trust a fart’ ** -- CPRVHokie 07/30/2018 2:46PM
And, girls do not fart -- VaTechie 07/30/2018 3:09PM
Gamble on a fart and you'll lose 10% of the time. ** -- psychobilly 07/30/2018 2:53PM
I think there is an inverse relationship between age and winning %. ** -- MP4VT2004 07/30/2018 8:50PM
G & L farts, we called them ** -- CPRVHokie 07/30/2018 3:08PM
To mind my own damn business ** -- Beerman 07/30/2018 2:39PM
For business: Answer the phone and do what you say you're going to do. ** -- ReggieW_601 07/30/2018 2:38PM
When a gal says "let's just be friends" she means it. ** -- hokiesrock 07/30/2018 2:37PM
Ask not for whom the bell tolls..... ** -- radhokie1 07/30/2018 2:36PM
No matter what anyone else gets away with, -- Merlin Hokie 07/30/2018 2:27PM
People are selfish by nature even Mother Teresa ** -- HokieForever 07/30/2018 2:27PM
Never stay at the Omni. ** -- Hurley09 07/30/2018 2:24PM
I walked by the Richmond Omni on Saturday. -- Chris Coleman
07/30/2018 2:36PM
I used to live about 50 feet from there in apartments in the Slip. Great -- ElbertoHokie 07/30/2018 4:28PM
Bowers Coffee Bldg? -- 48zip 07/30/2018 4:33PM
Yep Bower's building. Huge 3 bedroom apartment. Probably 1600 sqft or so. ** -- ElbertoHokie 07/30/2018 4:35PM
Grate place. ** -- 48zip 07/30/2018 8:53PM
Good, Fast and Cheap: Pick two ** -- PFHokie 07/30/2018 2:22PM
Hire people smarter than you and get out of their way. ** -- HokieinTampa 07/30/2018 2:17PM
Don't be a nice guy in a divorce. ** -- AtlantaHokie 07/30/2018 2:16PM
So, the real lesson is... -- MP4VT2004 07/30/2018 2:29PM
Don't give up. Don't ever give up! ** -- OrlandoHokie 07/30/2018 2:16PM
Nobody’s final thought is “Gee, I wish I had worked a little bit more.”** -- No1Hokie 07/30/2018 2:16PM
Say "please": and "thank you". Being nice is easy, and free. ** -- 48zip 07/30/2018 2:15PM
Amazing how many people aren't good at that. ** -- reestuart 07/30/2018 5:34PM
And "yessir" and "yes ma'am" -- TomTurkey 07/30/2018 3:03PM
Screw you! -- 48zip 07/30/2018 4:21PM
Ummm, "Free doesn't exist" ** -- Brown Water 07/30/2018 2:26PM
It sounds like you observed a disgusting display today. More details? ** -- grill to chill 07/30/2018 2:14PM
Most useful lesson.........that there is a God -- vt_mughal 07/30/2018 2:13PM
Yup. Best engineer in the universe. Hands down. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 07/30/2018 4:17PM
I haven't learned that lesson yet I guess** -- Brown Water 07/30/2018 2:27PM
Which part? ** -- CPRVHokie 07/30/2018 2:35PM
The 1st one. Any bonehead should know the 2nd one. ** -- Brown Water 07/30/2018 2:46PM
You calling me a bonehead? -- CPRVHokie 07/30/2018 2:48PM
No, generic bonehead. You're not in that category. ** -- Brown Water 07/30/2018 2:52PM
Don't bet VT straight up against P-5 teams (not named Texas) on big stage ** -- CrystalCoveHokie 07/30/2018 2:12PM
All is fair in love and war ** -- VTHokie2000 07/30/2018 2:11PM
Too many, but in reality -- VaTechie 07/30/2018 2:11PM
The 2 Rules of Life: 1. Don't sweat the little stuff -- LaneRat 07/30/2018 2:30PM
One of mine -- VaTechie 07/30/2018 2:33PM
To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the -- psychobilly 07/30/2018 2:06PM
Even with all the troubles today, still far better than 100 years ago. ** -- MontyPythokie 07/30/2018 2:03PM
Control what you can, don't worry about the rest ** -- Technocrat 07/30/2018 2:00PM
"Free" doesn't exist. ** -- thankbud 07/30/2018 2:00PM
Gas, grass or ass, nobody rides free -- VaTechie 07/30/2018 2:12PM
Free Bird! ** -- Brown Water 07/30/2018 2:08PM
Play some F'n Skynyrd ** -- BRVT 07/30/2018 2:12PM
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. -- Brown Water 07/30/2018 1:59PM
Accepting who I am -- TomTurkey 07/30/2018 1:53PM
Never end up married to a woman that picked you up when you were hammered, -- HortHokie 07/30/2018 1:50PM