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A woman I know went to the doctors office the other days and he told her...

"I have some bad news for you. You only have three months to live. "Oh that´s terrible," the woman sighs, "what am I going do?"

The doctor replies, "Marry Hokie CPA."

"Will I live longer?" asks the woman. "

"No," replies the doctor, "but it will SEEM longer."

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Posted: 03/13/2018 at 8:14PM


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