Preseason: "THIS IS THE YEAR!" (Note: This is the equivalent of "we're back at the U") All the UT fans get their UT hats and shirts out of storage in the plastic container in the basement and put a fresh new power T on their pickup truck. "COLLEGE PLAYOFFS HERE WE COME!!"

Game 1 vs Gah Tech: The dream is alive! I mean like Appy State the year before, we SHOULD have lost. BUT we didn't! SURELY we'll be in the Top 4 this week!!

Game 2 vs Indiana State: Hell yeah, 2-0 baby!! Just 4 more games until we become bowl eligible!!

Game 3 vs Florida: FIRE BUTCH JONES!! WHAT WAS HE DOING!!?? THAT'S RIDICULOUS!!

Game 4 vs UMass: Well, UMass is one of the worst teams in FBS. They are SO bad they have been scheduled for 12 homecoming games this year! We'll destroy them! Prediction: 69-0! Wait, what was the score?? Seriously!! FIRE BUTCH JONES!!

Game 5 vs Georgia: Holy crap!! What just happened!? 41-0??!! We didn't beat UMass 41-0!! Jeez, UMass just called wanting to play US on Homecoming next year!! FIRE BUTCH JONES!!

Game 6 vs USC: Shew, finally an easy game!! Wait, what? SERIOUSLY!!???

Game 7 vs Alabama: Missed it. Went fishing. What happened?? We lost right??

Game 8 vs Kentucky: We have Kentucky, Southern Miss, Missouri, LSU and Vanderbilt left. We've won 3 games and we should beat 4 of these 5 teams and get to a bowl. what the f.. losing to Kentucky!!? Well, at least the AD will fire Butch tomorrow!!

Game 9 vs Southern Miss: We back!! What a beat down!! Win #4, just need 2 more!! Very doable!!

Game 10: 50-17??!! To Missouri!!! If UT doesn't fire Butch tonight, then he should be fired!! At least we are going to get Jon Gruden!! Next year!!

Game 11: Well, I figured we'd lose to LSU. Butch is gone. I threw eggs at his house last night! I hate that guy!! Read on Twitter Jon Gruden will be announced tomorrow!! GO VOLS!! #VFL

Game 12: No UT team has ever gone winless in the SEC. No UT team has ever lost 8 games. Until this one. Boxed my UT stuff back up after Kentucky. Scraped my power T off my truck last night. If not for Grumors on Twitter I'd most likely give up on life.
Oh we lost to Vanderbilt. *sigh*

Sunday! Today is the day!! Read Jon Gruden was at Dollywood this weekend with Peyton Manning discussing him being on Gruden's staff!! Hitting refresh on Twitter every 5 seconds!! I feel invigorated!! Gruden will win the National Title next year!!!

What?? That can't be!!?? Greg Schiano?? The Rutgers guy?? He's not Jon Gruden!!?? He's not elite!! We deserve ELITE!!!! Wait, Clay Travis says he saw that PSU game molesting a kid!! Where's my paint, I'm painting the rock!!!

Monday: Shew we dodged THAT bullet!! Everybody thinks we are crazy, and unhinged and nobody will want to come here now, but we are U-FREAKING-T! We are top shelf baby!!

We can get a Jimbo Fisher or maybe Cutcliff will come back!! Lets see what the Twitter rumors are:

Lane Kiffen??

Eh, I can live with it.
[Post edited by CyberHokie at 11/28/2017 08:54AM]