WHAT F4EHokie WANTS!

Madness….Sheer Madness!

That's what I expect, and what I require from the legions of Hokie fandom.
Low grade simmering just below the surface insanity.
God I love the smell of bourbon in the morning!

I want you to warm up your vocal cords by yelling at traffic.
I want to feel the electricity in the parking lot before four.
I want to hear the pre-game show blaring from each and every tailgate I walk past.
If there is one single Gobble Shaker remaining in any Tech bookstore, heads will roll!
I want to see a grim determination in the eyes of every Hokie fan I see.
I WANT EVERYONE IN THEIR SEATS BEFORE KICKOFF.
I want the stands to shake like an old school Redskins-Cowboys game at RFK.
I want the game to register on seismographs across the New River Valley.
I want to feel the wave of sound crashing through my body from the very first time the alumni stands cheer "LETS GO".
I never once want to hear the words "down in front".
I want 66,223 orange and maroon lunatics screaming until they're hoarse.
I want to have my headset volume turned up all the way and still be unable to hear Jon and Mike.
I want to smell the fear emanating from the opponent’s bench.
I want stadium security to be too worried about a riot to actually watch the game.
I want at least one noise-induced opponent timeout per quarter ... and I want to be able to hear a pin drop when our QB is under center.
I want Kelly Bryant’s eyes to be open so wide I can see them from the stands.
I want snot bubbles.
I want blood.
I want opposing receivers limping off the field after every crushing hit.
I want all of our opponents to be terrified at the thought of coming to play in Blacksburg.
I want to see Dabo Sweeney throw his headset to the ground... twice…. per half, as a minimum.
I want to hear the collective sudden intake of breath coming from Death Valley in Clemson, SC.
I want to see Clemson fans filing silently out of Lane Stadium with the thousand-yard stare associated with the victims of a natural disaster.
I want every future interview with Coach Sweeney to include the question "Just what happened against Virginia Tech?"
I want Lee Corso's car to get hit by lightning again.
I want to party like a porn star downtown when the clock hits 00:00.
I want to hear the raucous cheers in the bar as our highlights are replayed all through the night on SportsCenter.