Yup, that one's a 304 standard. Heard it many times. ** -- GoobyPls 01/18/2017 3:22PM
My WVa born Dad would declare my last patient as "Dummer than a coal bucket -- DonHo-kieHi 01/18/2017 11:52AM
Not a metaphor like that but my dad likes to say "There's a finite amount -- HokieDevil 01/18/2017 3:14PM
We used, "dummer than a box of rocks" when I was growing up. ** -- EDGEMAN 01/18/2017 12:51PM
In the Army we used the term "Inert Round" -- Hokie in CT 01/18/2017 4:47PM
Not the sharpest tool in the shed. ** -- Guy LeDouche 01/18/2017 12:53PM
A few ants short of a picnic. ** -- hokiemas 01/18/2017 1:06PM
The elevator doesn't go all the way up ** -- TD-Tech 01/18/2017 1:15PM
The lights are on but nobody is home. ** -- TechMomof2 01/18/2017 1:22PM
Not playing with a full deck, lost his/her marbles -- Late 80s Hokie 01/18/2017 1:35PM
A Hoo ** -- Pylons 01/18/2017 1:36PM
A few fries short of a Happy Meal ** -- MontyPythokie 01/18/2017 1:46PM
Fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down. ** -- vthhhi 01/18/2017 1:51PM
Few bubbles shy of plumb ** -- bluehokie 01/18/2017 2:03PM
"Half a bubble off center," was what I heard as a kid. ** -- BB Hokie 01/18/2017 2:44PM
Dumber than a brown rock ** -- typed by ben 01/18/2017 2:28PM
Dumb as a hoe handle ** -- Major Kong 01/18/2017 2:43PM
My dad always said "sharp like a bowling ball" ** -- halesvb11 01/18/2017 2:55PM
Dumber than a bag of hammers -- No Clue 01/18/2017 3:20PM
Nope the proper term is "left handed coal bucket". ☺ ** -- Major Kong 01/18/2017 12:07PM
Somethin' real sinister about that answer, MK. ** -- PhotoHokieNC 01/18/2017 12:58PM
I see what you did there.....very clever ** -- DonHo-kieHi 01/18/2017 1:21PM
Agreed -- HokieDevil 01/18/2017 1:33PM
Scuze..... ** -- DonHo-kieHi 01/18/2017 12:13PM