I do live in an alternative universe from you. It is called reality as opposed to the fantasy land you obviously dwell in. That reality includes a university content to throw their entire academic complex under the bus to salvage their cheating athletic programs. That reality also includes the Aw Shucks Deputy Dog persona of their men's head basketball coach who is as smart as he is corny when it comes to maintaining plausible deniability toward infractions. Roy and K are not EXACTLY alike but, you have Carolina Blue fluid on your brain if you think they are NOTHING alike.