I'll give you that. You're thinking well outside the box. But this ain't it. We suck due to horrible coaching (I say mostly offensively, but thats. up for debate). Are alumni responsible for that too? We're a land-grant school that is only known for Michael Vick and Frank Beamer. Outside of the mid-Atlantic East Coast, no one cares about us. That's what geographic location and a culture of mediocrity will do for you.

It's a shame Vick couldn't have nabbed that title for us. Very unfortunate.