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A man and his wife of 15 years played golf together all the time.


One time they were out, the husband mis hit a tee shot and it ended up behind a barn like structure on the course. No good way to get to the hole from where it stopped. It looked like he'd have to hit one back out into play, then go for the green after that.

But then his wife noticed the big sliding door....and also that there was one on the other side of this barn.

"Honey, I can slide open this door, then slide open the one on the other side. You can hit a low iron right through and save yourself at least one stroke."

So he did, but he mis-hit it, it bounced off the frame of the first opening, striking his wife in the head, killing her almost instantly.

10 years later, this same man is playing the same course with the first lady friend he's had since he accidentally killed his wife. Amazingly, he hits the same bad shot and ends up behind that same barn. He's determined to just play it out and take extra shot, but his new girlfriend says "Hey, I can slide open this door, then slide open the one on the other side. You can hit a low iron right through and save yourself at least one stroke."

The man answers "no, I can't do that. Last time I tried that, I took an 8"

(In response to this post by VaAkita)

Posted: 02/23/2018 at 4:17PM



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