me with the Nekkid Alarm.

It'll be some super savvy sensor that detects when an individual has stood around bare a$$ naked in the gym locker room for way too long, and sounds an alarm to alert them it is time to cover up.

It is not cool to carry on a lengthy convo with your fellow naked friend.

It is not cool to have a long cell conference call, you, Mr. Johnson, and the party on the other end.

It is not cool to waltz to and fro' the shower with your towel slung across your shoulder.

It is not cool to stand there, towel on the bench, not around your waist, as you do whatever it is you are doing on your phone.

It is not cool to use the community blow dryer provided in some locker rooms to give Mr. Johnson a quick once over. If you want to do that at home, fine, but not in semi-public.

In summary, a small amount of modesty is a good thing, because no one wants to see your small amount of manhood any more than possible.