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Fly United!
We put the hospital in hospitality
Board as a doctor, leave as a patient
Our prices cannot be beaten, but our passengers can
We have First Class, Business Class -- and No Class
Not enough seating? Prepare for a beating
We treat you like we treat your luggage
We beat the customer, not the competition
And you thought leg room was an issue
Where voluntary is mandatory
Fight or flight. We decide
Now offering one free carry off
Beating random customers since 2017
If our staff needs a seat, we'll drag you out by your feet

Posted: 05/03/2017 at 11:19AM

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Fly United -- VaAkita 05/03/2017 11:19AM

Is there any airline that has not been in the news in a bad way in the -- fordham 05/03/2017 12:08PM

This is so 3 weeks ago............ ** -- vt_mughal 05/03/2017 11:33AM

Actually more is happening -- VaAkita 05/03/2017 1:17PM

Why do you hate mid-April? ** -- PhotoHokieNC 05/03/2017 11:53AM

I had to write a check to the feds with a large number on it ** -- fordham 05/03/2017 12:10PM

That would do it, but for all we know, mughal got a hefty refund. ** -- PhotoHokieNC 05/03/2017 12:11PM