Sat in front of me at the game. Had his bandana down to his eyebrows and over his ears. Had a nice looking burn going. His gf was annoyed to be there and rebuffed all of his advances to get up and participate in his douche-baggery. Spent all her time texting with her mother.

We all felt bad and really wanted to tell her that she could do better. But, alas, we never got the opportunity.