As job application auto replies go, this may be near the top (long) -
TSO is job hunting like so many have been here, so maybe this will bring a smile ...
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Thanks so much for your application! High Five!
Yes, this is an automatic email sent by a mindless machine. BUT we had to let you know that we're absolutely thrilled you're interested in working for *****. We're very honored.
Even though this is an automatic email response to your application, it's not your ordinary blah blah blah, so please read on!
First, what to expect: Well, it may take a week or two before you hear back from us. It's not because we're ignoring you or don't want to be your friend. We assure you that a real, live human being will review your application carefully, (probably sometime between consuming plenty of our FREE Starbucks coffee and tracking our exercise with our cool Fitbits from the company-sponsored Thrive program!)
Second: We care about you and do not want you to fall in to the dreaded application black hole (cue daunting music). Your resume will be vetted, you will be considered for a phone screen, followed by a potential face to face interview, then it's off to the races! It is our policy to reply to all applications, even if we have to send you an unpleasant "it's not you, it's me” denial email.
Lastly: PLEASE make sure your application is 100% complete and accurate. The better the information we have upfront, the faster we can move the process along and make the right decisions for both of us. If you've forgotten something, please use your email address and password you created to login to our Careers site at any time to update your application. You may also use this function to find out where you are in the hiring process.
OK, we know that was long, but worth it, right? What can we say, we like to have fun around here!
Best of luck!
--- The Recruiting Team at ****
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Posted: 05/25/2016 at 07:55AM