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vt90

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Why do we negotiate with known terrorists?


and by known terrorists I mean dental hygenists. Sorry DonHo! There is a special kind of hell for those who torture innocent people for an hour! She says 'spit' and I spit. She says 'swallow' and I swallow. C'mon people - we know DAMN WELL it's not that easy! Turn your head towards me so I can stick a razor sharp tool into your gums. And here, wear these stupid sunglasses that make you look ridiculous while I torture you. I'm not done beyotch! Bite down on this awful plastic while I shoot you with enough radiation to make your testicles turn into raisenets. Keep your mouth open so I can rub this paste that tastes like ass all over your teeth - don't worry, every 3 or 4 minutes I will hose them down with this power washer. Oh ... you think you are done? Now I'm going to do what you obviously already hate doing yourself - that's right ... we be flossin' now!

So how was everything? I'll go tell the doctor you are ready.

Posted: 08/25/2021 at 11:14AM



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Why do we negotiate with known terrorists? -- vt90 08/25/2021 11:14AM
  SHUN (if dental hygienist is hawt) ** -- FfxStationHokie 08/25/2021 1:36PM
  That explains your oral obsession. ** -- Guy LeDouche 08/25/2021 1:49PM
  I'm tellin' ya... -- Riverguy 08/25/2021 1:52PM
  You just described my every four months appts ** -- fordham 08/25/2021 12:43PM
  I first thought you were anti-Gitmo. ** -- PhotoHokieNC 08/25/2021 1:23PM
  Rant=valid ** -- reestuart 08/25/2021 12:28PM
  I left a dental office because it was going to -- mancunian 08/25/2021 12:05PM
  Sounds more like surrender than negotiation... ** -- Beerman 08/25/2021 12:04PM
  Best you can hope is - its a she - and shes kinda hot... -- banishedtothelounge 08/25/2021 11:49AM
  I thought this was going to be a thread about toddlers -- Happy Dog 08/25/2021 11:34AM
  Have never understood flossing AFTER brushing -- statmanfromHCyrs 08/25/2021 11:20AM

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