Why do we negotiate with known terrorists?
and by known terrorists I mean dental hygenists. Sorry DonHo! There is a special kind of hell for those who torture innocent people for an hour! She says 'spit' and I spit. She says 'swallow' and I swallow. C'mon people - we know DAMN WELL it's not that easy! Turn your head towards me so I can stick a razor sharp tool into your gums. And here, wear these stupid sunglasses that make you look ridiculous while I torture you. I'm not done beyotch! Bite down on this awful plastic while I shoot you with enough radiation to make your testicles turn into raisenets. Keep your mouth open so I can rub this paste that tastes like ass all over your teeth - don't worry, every 3 or 4 minutes I will hose them down with this power washer. Oh ... you think you are done? Now I'm going to do what you obviously already hate doing yourself - that's right ... we be flossin' now!
So how was everything? I'll go tell the doctor you are ready.
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Posted: 08/25/2021 at 11:14AM