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ChazB

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Just make sure you budget all of the little extras from a WVU trip.


Tickets.$100/seat
Gas. $150 round trip
Food.$210
Hotel.$436 (two day min) @ Hampton Inn
CVS First Aid kit. $25
Urgent Care co-pay.$45 per attendee
Hospital fees.$825 post co-pay and deductible
Loss time at work.$4 days (Insert daily pay grade here X4)
Car detail from the urine smell after being hit with multiple bags of Neanderthals urine tossed at opponents during game a mountaineer tradition
Garbage bags to throw away game clothes worn during game due to urine smell $4.50
Haircut, as apparently adding Tobacco spit has been a new tradition since joining Big 12, read where tobacco juice and urine seem to nat up you your hair, especially if allowed to dry
Body guards to get you out of bathroom safely after washing tobacco spit and urine out of your hair $20 (Female locals will do it for a beer apiece while local Male require 2 beers apiece $40)
Auto body shop to repair key/scratch. $625, post detectible
Mobil Windshield repair$200, post insurance detectible and coverage
Increased insurance coverage by carrier for next 4 years due to making trips to hostile and unsafe places , $300/year




[Post edited by ChazB at 07/19/2021 10:58AM]

(In response to this post by Culpeper Hokie)

Posted: 07/19/2021 at 10:55AM



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Suggestions for hotels in the Morgantown area? -- Culpeper Hokie 07/18/2021 1:55PM
  WVU game -- hi5hokies 07/20/2021 12:42PM
  John Denver never even went to West Virginia and -- 949hokie 07/20/2021 05:17AM
  John Denver didn't write it, he just recorded it -- Jethro Tull 07/20/2021 09:56AM
  While we are at it -- 949hokie 07/20/2021 05:30AM
  Okay - here’s the must have list for going to Morganhole. -- MontgomeryTexasHokie 07/19/2021 11:08PM
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  Most hotels -- WVU19 07/19/2021 5:54PM
  Used Couch No-tell Motel maybe? ** -- MDHokie79 07/19/2021 12:27PM
  2 other options: Nemacolin Resort or Ohiopyle -- MVIII 07/19/2021 12:24PM
  +5000 ** -- Jbohokie63 07/19/2021 8:37PM
  LOL! ** -- NokieHokie 07/19/2021 11:31AM
  SSN tat for id of the body ** -- TomTurkey 07/19/2021 11:28AM
  Funny- unfortunately not as unrealistic as it -- uber hokie 07/19/2021 11:01AM
  Amen! And listen for banjo music ** -- ChazB 07/19/2021 4:36PM
  .wearing clothes and running shoes -- TomTurkey 07/19/2021 1:50PM
  I've gone once to M'town for a game. Key things -- 1980VT 07/19/2021 08:25AM
  Don’t go. My 78 yo dad was assaulted by “fans”.., -- Ardmorehokie 07/19/2021 07:08AM
  Pay particular attention to Eliza Dushku. ** -- KCHokie2 07/19/2021 10:10PM
  hometel is vastly safer. cheaper too! ** -- bourbonstreet 07/18/2021 9:35PM
  Bates is cozy. Nice shower. ** -- 40ozDistrict 07/18/2021 8:31PM
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  I do too -- OrangeHokieFan 07/19/2021 11:25AM
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  Stay on paved roads ** -- McHokie93 07/18/2021 7:34PM
  That means I-77!and I-79.. there ain’t no more@ ** -- sacramento hokie 07/21/2021 12:52PM
  Definitely...... ** -- RJHokie 07/18/2021 7:36PM
  Get in, ...get out! ** -- Riverguy 07/18/2021 4:49PM
  ... or even better "don't go" ! ** -- FLKEYSHOKIE 07/18/2021 9:08PM
  Get as far away as possible for sure ** -- Jbohokie63 07/18/2021 6:34PM
  I suggest the closest hotel to your home ** -- OldRetiredHokie 07/18/2021 7:29PM
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  😂😂 -- accfootballrules 07/20/2021 02:07AM
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  Motown is Detroit. ** -- 40ozDistrict 07/18/2021 8:33PM
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  Yes it is -- accfootballrules 07/19/2021 01:50AM
  I’m just MESSIN with him a little 😝😝😝😉😉 -- accfootballrules 07/18/2021 4:43PM
  Stay in Washington, Pa. -- RJHokie 07/18/2021 2:38PM

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