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statmanfromHCyrs

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His talents lie elsewhere


A woman places an ad in the local newspaper. “Looking for a man with three qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me, and is great in bed.” Two days later her doorbell rings. “Hi, I’m Tim. I have no arms so I won’t beat you, and no legs so I won't run away.” “What makes you think you are great in bed?” the woman retorts. Tim replies, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I?”

Posted: 06/11/2021 at 09:40AM



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His talents lie elsewhere -- statmanfromHCyrs 06/11/2021 09:40AM
  He played 2nd base in Little League ** -- B777Fr8Dog 06/11/2021 11:32AM
  No, he WAS 2nd base. ** -- AZHokie59 06/11/2021 11:54AM
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  He pogosticked over to her house. ** -- RoswellGAHokie 06/11/2021 10:29AM
  Well rolling wasn't an option ** -- Vienna_Hokie 06/11/2021 7:48PM

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